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Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... ๐๐ฅ
Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... ๐๐ฅ I was at the office the other day, chiseling through files on my des Without warning... there was a power failure in the whole building. The lights went off, all the computer screens went dark and the ventilation system sputtered, then purred ... a dead halt. Everything went completely silent... and blac One second later, a loud groan rushed out in unison - from every person there. A man in an agitated voice shouted... "O My phone's not working and my screen's not working. They're BOTH not working for fucks sake!" A minute later... the power surged back on with a loud hum. Everything and everyone, roared life. I heard a man yell ; " OK . I'm good. It's ALL good. They WORK now." I stood up from my chair to see who HE was - but, I already knew. Every company has one, don't they? It was time for lunch. I walked into the cafeteria and paused. Someone, was percolating some fish stew in the microwave - again . I looked around and saw the ladies huddled over by the windows. I decided to join them and sat down. Brenda grinned... with her mouth full ; Silvie and Latoya were engaged in a discussion. I unwrapped my food. Black forrest ham with lettuce, mayo and dijon, with a slice of provolone - on a ciabatta bun - and a fresh tomato on the side. The women... entertained me with their conversation. "It's been so long, I forget what it feels like, ya know? I'm not getting ANY . So I made a doctor's appointment, to see my gyno. Some action is better than NO action," declared Silvie to her compatriots, who laughed and nodded. The girls stood up and waved goodbye. I was left alone, by the windows ; munching on my sandwich and chewing on my thoughts. My reflections were eventually interrupted... it was him . He'd seen the empty spots next to . I bundled up my crumbs and smiled as he sat down. He grinned and spoke... "Hey Paul... Did you guys have a power failure where you were today?" I sit, in the cubical behind him. "No. Our part of the building wasn't touched at all," I replied smiling, then waved. That's how we roll here - we wave . As I walked back to the office, my reflections... continued : Some action, is better than NO action. Really? There's NO way, I'm calling my proctologist. Perhaps that 'gyno' thing is different... for women... ... and who's fricking fish was still fizzling in the micro?๐ถ ........................................ . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I think I'd rather have NO action than visiting my proctologist - he's old and he's got FAT fingers. ๐ฎ Now... I've never had a prostate exam with a female doctor. Hmmm.. Can you ask for one of those when ya sign up for the test? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I think company cafeterias should have a - 'no fish in the microwave' rule. ๐ค๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/19/2019 1:09 pm |
Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest!
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Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again. And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day..
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I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible. Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves.
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I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else. My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling.
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Here's a thought โฆ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this.
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Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/19/2019 3:56 pm |
This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs?
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Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again. And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day.. When your computer dies, it's always a pain. You'd probably know THAT feeling. ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ญ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible. Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves. So... no gyno for you. Check. Unless... it was a game... and your lover was your doctor? ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else. My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling. I'm always hoping for that female doctor who locks the door behind me , peels off her clothes and says... "I'm leaving medicine... but not before I.." ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Here's a thought โฆ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss. So... where dja wanna start? Or should we just make an appointment for you, next Tuesday? I'm not a REAL psychologist but I can pretend to be one. ๐ถ๐ฅ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this. Picture me - a friend - at the other end of that speculum.๐ And you'll be fine... Sort of... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs? Don't these men ALL, belong to a club of some sort? ๐ค I'm sure you've met a member... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare...
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I had a hot dentist once. ๐ฅMaybe it's different for a guy... ๐ค She kept leaning over me and... brushing against me and nudging me. She was squishing her (uh... you know) 'them' up against me, throughout that WHOLE fricken root canal. I wish... I could have enjoyed it... a bit more. So.. besides that... I hear pennies falling. โค๏ธ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare... Well... perhaps I watch too much porn. I was thinking of that OTHER scene. I understand... ๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives.
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I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives. Perhaps this is a generational thing? The women (I sat beside), were in their thirties... early forties... Maybe it's about a sense of adventure and self depricating humour? You have a pov, I'll never gain. Unless, I grow boobs and a vagina. What are the chances of that? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/19/2019 8:51 pm |
My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready ๐๐ ๐๐พ
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My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready ๐๐ ๐๐พ Really? That's what he says? lol I'd love, to have 'woman bits' for a day or so. Just to see what it feels like. Have you ever thought of what it might feel like to have male parts - on trial ? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ahhh... ๐ ๐ It would seem, right? ๐ฎ ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Octopus ๐? Hmmm.. Reeeelee... Grilled octopus ๐ is GREAT! ๐ ๐ My recollection of octopus (grilled) is that it has NO order... or really mild. The guy was bullshitting... ๐ So... no more salmon, huh? ๐ค Oh well... lol ๐ ๐ฎ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm sure you'd be able to get a "female doc" Paul! And you were lucky just losing power for a bit - wish we were so lucky! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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I'm sure you'd be able to get a "female doc" Paul! And you were lucky just losing power for a bit - wish we were so lucky! Hmmm... I keep reading and hearing about your woes. Must be frustrating. Over here we have the winter outages. Gets really chilly. In reality, we're very lucky here. It isn't interrupted often. It's amazing how much we rely on electricity, isn't it? ๐ค ๐ Although you ladies enjoy batteries, don't you? ๐ท๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I like the no fish rule. ๐ค ๐ What about a pretend gyno... in your bedroom with a blindfold... ๐ Yep... doesn't seem like many agree with the ladies in the cafeteria. ๐ท๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Breaded and fried calamari is a staple entrรฉe at most places here. It's great! You'd LOVE grilled octopus - (usually in a salad). Same texture as calamari and the flavour is subtle. I think I'd have to grow 'one' in order to GET it... lol ๐ If I was a woman, I'd be the one , spreading it for him. omg ๐ฎ Or... not... It was just a thought. I'd think you shaved for me. ๐๐ฅ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I just loved this daily description> We had a No Fish In Microwave Rule- we even were introduced to it at orientation because it would smell up the entire retail floor space! Customers thought they were at Cabelas LOL. As for the lower extremities being inspected in lieu of any action- nyet here. You have never had one so dont even go there. I gotta do something about your dreams Vodka in the cookies maybe (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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