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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

What's grosser than gross?  

secret_lade 49F
14309 posts
3/9/2021 4:40 pm
What's grosser than gross?

Using the public restroom where I wor

What's grosser than that??

Having the toilet in the next stall overflow at an alarming rate.

Yah, I think it's safe to say....

I nearly withered up and died at that very moment. When I could see 'stuff' floating on the floor at my feet I started to dry heave and nearly vomited.

In one fell swoop I lost a pair of shoes, socks, and pants as they were now tainted with disgust and sights that could not be unseen.....

"It's not that fucking bad!"

"Yah, maybe if I lived in a fucking<b> third </font></b>world country. Good God..."

Pissed, I tip toed out of the bathroom to get as little funk on me as possible and went right to Boss #2's office.

"I just had to wade through ankle deep toilet water with sewage floating in it in the bathroom, you may want to get [maintenance crew] on that as soon as possible. I'm going to go home and throw out everything that touched that water and take a shower before I go to the dentist. See you tomorrow."

I'm still pretty pissed off. Those were my new work shoes with the memory foam soles...

Grrrr....

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/13/2021 3:15 pm
    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Most of my working career was spent in the corporate world of an 'ivory tower'. I could not believe the condition of the washrooms despite the regularly scheduled maintenance / cleaning. I would shake my head in disgust and be wondering, if that's how others treat the bathrooms, what the heck must their own look like? Yikes!
I continue to be amazed and appalled by the stuff I see in public restrooms. You are right, what must their own bathrooms look like if they do this in public??


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
3/13/2021 2:10 pm

 Most of my working career was spent in the corporate world of an 'ivory tower'. I could not believe the condition of the washrooms despite the regularly scheduled maintenance / cleaning. I would shake my head in disgust and be wondering, if that's how others treat the bathrooms, what the heck must their own look like? Yikes!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/11/2021 4:01 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Gee, now I feel bad for using that toilet but I had to go and the men’s stalls were filled!

    Not really.

    Good lord I hate public restrooms too. There was a brief period where I worked maintenance at Wally World and let me tell you the worst bathrooms were not the men’s. The horrors I witnessed in those ladies bathrooms still give me the dry heaves. But the worst experience happened in my youthful days as a bagger for supermarket. For whatever vile reason, a woman (dear god I hope it was a woman) defecated against the wall in the ladies bathroom. Yeah. Guess which lucky bagger cleaned that? Thankfully not me. I saw it after a customer complained and foisted that task off to a newbie. Perks of being on the job longer and being a devious lil shit.
    Yep. Potty humor.
You're right... Those women's restrooms are the worst. I don't really get it... Makes you wonder what their bathrooms look like in their homes.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
3/10/2021 11:32 pm

 Gee, now I feel bad for using that toilet but I had to go and the men’s stalls were filled!

Not really.

Good lord I hate public restrooms too. There was a brief period where I worked maintenance at Wally World and let me tell you the worst bathrooms were not the men’s. The horrors I witnessed in those ladies bathrooms still give me the dry heaves. But the worst experience happened in my youthful days as a bagger for supermarket. For whatever vile reason, a woman (dear god I hope it was a woman) defecated against the wall in the ladies bathroom. Yeah. Guess which lucky bagger cleaned that? Thankfully not me. I saw it after a customer complained and foisted that task off to a newbie. Perks of being on the job longer and being a devious lil shit.
Yep. Potty humor.
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 3:10 pm

 I was beyond grossed out. I took my shoes and socks off and left them out in the hallway until after I showered. They went straight to the dumpster.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 3:08 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hahahahahaha, this reminds me of that Seinfeld, where his shoelace touched the bathroom floor!!!!
Ha ha ha. I remember that episode! I have thrown a pen away before because it fell on the floor next to the toilet at work. Ack!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
3/10/2021 2:02 pm

 Yes, that's pretty gross


mc_justmc 63M

3/10/2021 3:28 am

 Hahahahahaha, this reminds me of that Seinfeld, where his shoelace touched the bathroom floor!!!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 3:26 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I shouldn't laugh, but it is funny!!

    Unfortunately, men have to wade through puddles of piss every time we use a public toilet. Aye, it gives me the dry boke too.

    Someone needs to invent some sort of footwear flotation device that enables us to rise above the tide, as it were! Alternatively, people could just clean up after themselves, or report problems when they see them!
who really thinks they'll need to wear water boots to use the restroom.... I know this woman used too much toilet paper, so she created her own mess and then got mad at me when I couldn't handle it. That was the part that pissed me off.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/10/2021 2:07 am

 I shouldn't laugh, but it is funny!!

Unfortunately, men have to wade through puddles of piss every time we use a public toilet. Aye, it gives me the dry boke too.

Someone needs to invent some sort of footwear flotation device that enables us to rise above the tide, as it were! Alternatively, people could just clean up after themselves, or report problems when they see them!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 12:08 am
    Quoting  :
Oh my.... Those must have been some powerful toilets to pull sheets and blankets into them. Yikes! Th e bathrooms where I work struggle with too much tp.

As evidence yesterday.... Ugh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 12:01 am

 You're welcome.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 12:01 am
    Quoting  :
You are right... Thank God!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/10/2021 12:00 am
    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    O.M.G.

    I'm sitting here laughing but man, that's gross. amp; Oops, laughing again.
It was pretty terrible... I've never had anything like that ever happen to me. I hope to never experience anything like that again. Yikes!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/9/2021 11:58 pm
    Quoting benard69:
    Well now that would leave an indelible visual mark...
It was scarring.....


mandyLovesBeach 32F
2 posts
3/9/2021 7:05 pm

 I clicked on this.. I got what I deserve


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
3/9/2021 5:44 pm

 O.M.G.

I'm sitting here laughing but man, that's gross. amp; Oops, laughing again.
Elevate me...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/9/2021 5:41 pm
    Quoting  :
Not going to lie.... This fits right up there in my all time worst moments on earth.


benard69 66M/66F  

3/9/2021 5:38 pm

 Well now that would leave an indelible visual mark...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/9/2021 4:41 pm

 Using the public restroom where I work.

What's grosser than that??

Having the toilet in the next stall overflow at an alarming rate.

Yah, I think it's safe to say....

I nearly withered up and died at that very moment. When I could see 'stuff' floating on the floor at my feet I started to dry heave and nearly vomited.

In one fell swoop I lost a pair of shoes, socks, and pants as they were now tainted with disgust and sights that could not be unseen.....

"It's not that fucking bad!"

"Yah, maybe if I lived in a fucking third world country. Good God..."

Pissed, I tip toed out of the bathroom to get as little funk on me as possible and went right to Boss #2's office.

"I just had to wade through ankle deep toilet water with sewage floating in it in the bathroom, you may want to get [maintenance crew] on that as soon as possible. I'm going to go home and throw out everything that touched that water and take a shower before I go to the dentist. See you tomorrow."

I'm still pretty pissed off. Those were my new work shoes with the memory foam soles...

Grrrr....


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