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The vendor, the sign, the black widow...  

secret_lade 49F
14128 posts
3/5/2021 3:26 pm
The vendor, the sign, the black widow...


"So, are you the Black Widow?"

Unsure of what he was talking about, I glanced up to see a product vendor staring at through my office door.

"Well?? Are you the Black Widow? That's a pretty big spider!"

My coworkers that were within ear shot were dying, you could hear their laughter on the sales floor.

If y'all remember....

It was not that long ago that my friend Meme Guy had hidden a spider in my desk and scared the shit right of .

I now keep that spider on my desk as a souvenir of my near<b> death </font></b>experience.

"Maybe I am, maybe not. Want to take your chances?"

A crowd was forming now, it was quite the scene.

"Maybe I hang on to it to scare away all the other spiders, maybe it's a memento of my past loves...."

Picking up the spider, I started to laugh, and raised my eyebrows.

"I am single."

Thankfully the person he was actually waiting for showed up this point to make his display signs and they were off.

"Lucky for you I have work to do."

Lucky for ? Lucky for him, he lives to see another ....

Happy Friday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/6/2021 11:57 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    guys can be bold without being rude or offensive; shows a level of confidence.

    saw a guy i went to school with. y'know you don't really recognize people with these masks on but he seemed to recognize me, even called me by name. next thing outta his mouth was, "you seeing anybody?" damn, didn't see that one comin'.
I've never seen this guy before.... I'll probably never see him again. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/6/2021 11:56 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    What do you get when you cross a spider with a squirrel?

    A bug that runs up your leg and eats your nuts.

    You can tell that joke to Meme guy
I will, he'll appreciate it. LOL


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
3/6/2021 1:41 pm

What do you get when you cross a spider with a squirrel?

A bug that runs up your leg and eats your nuts.

You can tell that joke to Meme guy


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
3/6/2021 8:37 am

guys can be bold without being rude or offensive; shows a level of confidence.

saw a guy i went to school with. y'know you don't really recognize people with these masks on but he seemed to recognize me, even called me by name. next thing outta his mouth was, "you seeing anybody?" damn, didn't see that one comin'.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/6/2021 1:53 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    you're making me miss work.
Work is highly overrated.... 8 hours of stress and deadlines takes the fun out of 5 minutes of play very quickly.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/6/2021 1:49 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Brave fly, to pluck at the strands of the Black Widow's web! Or perhaps just stupid.
I've actually never seen this guy before in my life.... He had some guts, that's for sure.


mc_justmc 63M

3/5/2021 7:25 pm

you're making me miss work.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
3/5/2021 6:11 pm

Brave fly, to pluck at the strands of the Black Widow's web! Or perhaps just stupid.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/5/2021 3:26 pm

"So, are you the Black Widow?"

Unsure of what he was talking about, I glanced up to see a product vendor staring at me through my office door.

"Well?? Are you the Black Widow? That's a pretty big spider!"

My coworkers that were within ear shot were dying, you could hear their laughter out on the sales floor.

If y'all remember....

It was not that long ago that my friend Meme Guy had hidden a spider in my desk and scared the shit right out of me.

I now keep that spider on my desk as a souvenir of my near death experience.

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Want to take your chances?"

A crowd was forming now, it was quite the scene.

"Maybe I hang on to it to scare away all the other spiders, maybe it's a memento of my past loves...."

Picking up the spider, I started to laugh, and raised my eyebrows.

"I am single."

Thankfully the person he was actually waiting for showed up at this point to make his display signs and they were off.

"Lucky for you I have work to do."

Lucky for me? Lucky for him, he lives to see another day....

Happy Friday!


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