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Have green bean, will travel....
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Have green bean, will travel.... Picture it..... Gas station, 5:15 pm. Secret_lade is standing in line to pay for her fuel when she sees a friend from work. "Hey Lady! Didn't I just see you!!" We were JUST talking in the parking lot at work. I literally JUST saw her. We laughed at the coincidence and then it was my turn at the register. The cashier rung up my gas and my water then looked awkwardly at the front of my shirt. "Ma'am... You've got something on your shirt." "I do?" Now that I spend most of my day without my glasses on trying to see beyond a fucking mask while it's poking my eye skin.... I overlook a lot of the up close stuff. "Oh shit. I'm wearing a green bean." Classy! At some point during my lunch I dropped a french cut green bean on my shirt and not one person said one word about it the rest of the day. Fantastic.... |
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Not nice co-workers. Let someone know when they are wearing food, trailing toilet paper, their fly is down or clothing is inside out. Still funny though.
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Bean there, got the t-shirt 
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Bean there, got the t-shirt 
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Not nice co-workers. Let someone know when they are wearing food, trailing toilet paper, their fly is down or clothing is inside out. Still funny though.
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 laughing with you 
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I'm usually looking at someone's eyes. I'm not sure if I would have noticed a matching green bean. It WAS matching, right?
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Sorry about that, it can happen to any one, and does to a lot. Have a smile, a cold drink and a good evening..
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you could have said you were taking it home for your dog....or cat?
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When I see a woman wearing color co-ordinated debris on her blouse, I won't make a comment.
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 Nice one McLade.......I was once chatting to a gorgeous young lady in a pub (very young at the time, out on the lash with some pals), I'd known her for a while, she was absolutely stunning, scandinavian origin, her dad was some big high heid yin. Anyways, I was still too nervous to ask her out on a date but things I thought were going well, so I said I'd see her soon and returned to the boys, only to be told I had a crusty bogey dangling from my nose...... I thought they were winding up at first, but noooooooooo.......there it was in all its green glory!! We did end up going out on a few dates, I made sure to have handkerchiefs and a clean nose before meeting her!!
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laughing with you
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I'm usually looking at someone's eyes. I'm not sure if I would have noticed a matching green bean. It WAS matching, right? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sorry about that, it can happen to any one, and does to a lot. Have a smile, a cold drink and a good evening.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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you could have said you were taking it home for your dog....or cat?
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When I see a woman wearing color co-ordinated debris on her blouse, I won't make a comment. Nothing much to say.
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Tell anyone who comments that you're saving it for a snack. Then ask your friend, whom you had JUST talked to, why the hell didn't she tell you about your snack food being out in the open like that?
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maybe they thought it was a green bean broach.
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Kind of like a Caddyshack moment... When he eats the candy bar from the pool. LOL This bean was dried out and crusty... Yuck.
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i truly HATE that shit. you work with animals or something?? can't believe no one said a word. i once put moisturizer on, went to work, it was a good 2 hours before a co-worker walked in and asked abt the "cream cheese" on my face. wth?? i laughed bc he thought it was cream cheese and when i remembered, i blasted everyone else for not telling me sooner. people are savage.
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Tell anyone who comments that you're saving it for a snack. Then ask your friend, whom you had JUST talked to, why the hell didn't she tell you about your snack food being out in the open like that? Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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7/22/2020 4:21 pm |
maybe they thought it was a green bean broach.
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i truly HATE that shit. you work with animals or something?? can't believe no one said a word. i once put moisturizer on, went to work, it was a good 2 hours before a co-worker walked in and asked abt the "cream cheese" on my face. wth?? i laughed bc he thought it was cream cheese and when i remembered, i blasted everyone else for not telling me sooner. people are savage.
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