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What do you get when you combine a one piece bathing suit and a port-a-potty?
What do you get when you combine a one piece bathing suit and a port-a-potty? A recipe for disaster. I couldn't have asked for better weather for my four day weekend.... After having spent most of the weekend in the water at various lakes and beaches, the various parts of my body are now varying shades of red and pink. Freckles... Starting come out full force. Summer is officially upon us. The Spawn, a friend, and I all went Thumb Lake today. It was a perfect mixture of sun, shade, and water..... The water part coming to a screeching halt when I pulled my arm out of the lake and had a stick bug clinging to it. But, I digress. I was able to spend the rest of the afternoon lounging in the shade trees on the shoreline enjoying the day. It was comfortable, and lazy, and my stresses in the world were gone.... Until I had pee, anyway. Not thinking anything of it, the Spawn and I trecked across the parking lot where the port-a-potties sit. And, this is where it gets complicated. Entering the thing, I realize.... I have completely disrobe in order pee. Not only was I wearing a one piece bathing suit, at this point I was also wearing shorts and a t shirt as well. It was the balancing act of the century!! I'm pretty sure I couldn't pull that off again if my life depended on it. Somehow I managed not drop anything, not touch anything, and not urinate anything as I hovered over the toilet seat. It was a true miracle. God bless us, everyone! |
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In your reincarnation you will learn to take the T and shorts outside the potty, fold them neatly and lay them beside it on the ground right sides out. You may also learn to "go" without taking the suit off. I had to learn to pee with a culotte on at the golf course. Once I mastered that the suit was a no- brainer
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In your reincarnation you will learn to take the T and shorts outside the potty, fold them neatly and lay them beside it on the ground right sides out. You may also learn to "go" without taking the suit off. I had to learn to pee with a culotte on at the golf course. Once I mastered that the suit was a no- brainer (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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6/30/2020 7:51 pm |
I wish I could have seen you positioning to hover over toilet😘 You are such a hottie with a great body....i bet your bottom side is so beautiful
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Deftly done McLade! But aye, the old side slide would have done the trick too! Though I have a lovely image of you teetering on the brink of total disaster in the public cludgie!! Thankyou!
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That is why a 1-piece bathing suit is not a good idea. Definitely a 2-Piece bikini, but a G-string is highly recommended, for YOUR convenience = )
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You guys are lucky, all you have to do is whip it out...
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LOL Oh my.... I just couldn't bring myself to urinate where other people are frolicking. My daughter told me the same thing.
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Oh, they are definitely a cess pool of disgust.... Those particular ones weren't so bad, they looked like they were taken care of regularly. Still.... Yuck!
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I had the same problem this morning. On-site, not a soul in sight, only two vehicles, ones inside the other guy is outside painting. But damn, there were camera's everywhere in this wooded and remote location about five miles from anything commercial. Luckily, I found a park nearby and the heads were open
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You deserve a medal for that
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brilliant i would luv to see a video of that maneuvering though
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that's 2 funny thanks for sharing I've only been in situations without toilet paper OMG be safe Sistek - "Combine" I can always see your smile In the back of my head (My head, my head) From the middle of the road We can go North East or South West I've been thinking of running for so long, for so long I just needed somebody to help me, move on All I wanted to find It was your love, it was your love, it was your love So let it all combine Into all one, into all one, into all one All I wanted to find It was your love, it was your love, it was your love So let it all combine Into all one, into all one, into all one I can always feel your eyes When they're looking at me (At me, at me) From the middle of the road We can drive on, we don't need sleep
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that's 2 funny thanks for sharing I've only been in situations without toilet paper OMG be safe Sistek - "Combine" I can always see your smile In the back of my head (My head, my head) From the middle of the road We can go North East or South West I've been thinking of running for so long, for so long I just needed somebody to help me, move on All I wanted to find It was your love, it was your love, it was your love So let it all combine Into all one, into all one, into all one All I wanted to find It was your love, it was your love, it was your love So let it all combine Into all one, into all one, into all one I can always feel your eyes When they're looking at me (At me, at me) From the middle of the road We can drive on, we don't need sleep To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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brilliant i would luv to see a video of that maneuvering though
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You deserve a medal for that
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When I'm on the beach at Lake Michigan, I usually do hide behind a tree somewhere because I always walk far enough down the beach that nobody else is there. Yesterday, however, not a possibility. Too many people and the public area was way to small and open.
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That is why a 1-piece bathing suit is not a good idea. Definitely a 2-Piece bikini, but a G-string is highly recommended, for YOUR convenience = )
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Deftly done McLade! But aye, the old side slide would have done the trick too! Though I have a lovely image of you teetering on the brink of total disaster in the public cludgie!! Thankyou!
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I was gonna suggest the same maneuver that Granny said, pull it to the side.
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It was a bitch, thankfully it had started to dry somewhat as I'd been out of the water for a while. I gained a lot of knowledge from this experience.... For starters, going forward, always wear a two piece when I go to this lake. It would have also been beneficial if I'd taken off the shorts and tshirt outside and gave them to my daughter to hold. I was NOT thinking.....
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Yeah I wouldn’t be any help either but nice work
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Well... I don't have any tricks to suggest... 😊 👍
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Yeah, that's one of those times when you want to. . . man-up and 'pee like a man' btw: in that/those, who cares where it goes I'd rather hide behind a tree
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6/29/2020 3:08 am |
I was gonna suggest the same maneuver that Granny said, pull it to the side.
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6/29/2020 12:40 am |
Yeah I wouldn’t be any help either but nice work
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Well... I don't have any tricks to suggest... 😊 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah, that's one of those times when you want to. . . man-up and 'pee like a man' btw: in that/those, who cares where it goes I'd rather hide behind a tree
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It was an amazing feat....
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Happy Sunday Evening!
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