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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

What's that smell??  

secret_lade 49F
14312 posts
6/20/2020 6:17 pm
What's that smell??

I'd been telling the Spawn for a couple of weeks remove of her shoes from the car as a low-grade stench was starting emanate from the back hatch.

I was certain it was coming from her stinky tennis shoes.

Imagine my embarrassment and horror discover, today, it was coming from a walmart bag with the remnants of some kind of food in it.

I wanted to die.

"OMG! I think I know where the smell is coming from!" I was putting the chairs in the back of the car as we were getting ready to leave Lake Michigan when a plastic walmart bag hooked one of the chair legs.

"Sure... My shoes stink... I told you it wasn't my shoes!" Of COURSE the Spawn was present to see my discovery.

" Good Lord... What was in that bag??" At some point, I must have missed a bag when I was bringing in groceries, and there it sat, undiscovered until now.

"The first thing we do when we leave here, is find a garbage." I don't think I've seen the Spawn more serious in my life.

The bag had been tucked away under a blanket I keep in the back hatch in case of emergency....

So, there it sat, fermenting away in it's own decomposing heat, for however long it was there, buried beneath stadium chairs and pool noodles.

Fantastic

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/22/2020 3:01 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    That was a rotten ending. You could have at least told us what was in the bag
Black slime.... I don't even know what it started out as. It was totally gross.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
6/22/2020 8:56 am

 That was a rotten ending. You could have at least told us what was in the bag


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 2:35 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    i did the same thing one time...a meat must fell out of the grocery bag, and i did not know...so left in the trunk for a few days, obviously...i keep on smelling, and i kept checking all over the car but i can't find where it was coming from...finally realized at the very back of the trunk, in the dark, found a pack of meat!!! duh!!! i surely thought the smell was coming from the dead body in the trunk!!! shhhheeeeeshhh....
Yikes!! Rancid meat is one of the worst smells... Almost as bad as a dead body. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 2:34 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    I'm sure if you'd left it long enough it would have found it's own way out of the car!!
I think if I left it long enough, I'd have to sell the car. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 2:33 pm
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Oh no

    that has happened to everyone at some point in time

    now you have another "Remember the time" story to share

    I'm always telling my daughter those stories, sometimes, she accuses me of embellishing them for some reason

    have a great day!

    hmm

    be safe

    Jimmy Buffett - "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don’t Love Jesus"

    My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (oh my lordy it's that...)
    It's that kind of mornin'
    Really was that kind of night
    Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'
    And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night
    Went down to the snake pit
    To drink a little beer
    Listen to the jukebox
    Merle was comin' in clear
    All of a sudden I wad'n alone
    Pickin' country music with ol' Joe Bones
    Duval Street was rockin'
    My eyes they starting poppin'
    Because there she sat at the corner of the bar
    As I broke another string on my ol' guitar
    Someone call a cab
    Lady won'tcha pay my tab
Holy crap... I feel like I've had an epiphany. I've never heard this song before.... I suffer from headaches when I'm stressed, and get them often. When I was married, if I had a headache and told my ex husband I had a headache, he would always ask me if my feet stink. I never knew what in the hell he was talking about, I just thought it was some old saying.... My mind is blown. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 2:29 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Well, if the Spawn's shoes were anywhere near that bag, they will definitely stink now! You can then blame it on her shoes. lol
    Might be time to get out that box of baking soda and let it do it's thing.... amp;
I washed the blanket, threw out an old jacket of hers that was back there, and Febreezed the shit out of the spot where the bag was. Seems to have done the trick... Thankfully everything was contained in the bag.


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
6/21/2020 9:01 am

 Well, if the Spawn's shoes were anywhere near that bag, they will definitely stink now! You can then blame it on her shoes. lol
Might be time to get out that box of baking soda and let it do it's thing.... amp;
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


easy_going2014 57M
Ask me for a photo
14366 posts
6/21/2020 7:57 am

 Oh no

that has happened to everyone at some point in time

now you have another "Remember the time" story to share

I'm always telling my daughter those stories, sometimes, she accuses me of embellishing them for some reason

have a great day!

hmm

be safe

Jimmy Buffett - "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don’t Love Jesus"

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (oh my lordy it's that...)
It's that kind of mornin'
Really was that kind of night
Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'
And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night
Went down to the snake pit
To drink a little beer
Listen to the jukebox
Merle was comin' in clear
All of a sudden I wad'n alone
Pickin' country music with ol' Joe Bones
Duval Street was rockin'
My eyes they starting poppin'
Because there she sat at the corner of the bar
As I broke another string on my ol' guitar
Someone call a cab
Lady won'tcha pay my tab
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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
6/21/2020 6:55 am

I'm sure if you'd left it long enough it would have found it's own way out of the car!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 6:51 am
    Quoting  :
I don't see a whole lot of that where I live... But when I do, I sometimes wonder if they really need the help.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
6/21/2020 6:51 am

 i did the same thing one time...a meat must fell out of the grocery bag, and i did not know...so left in the trunk for a few days, obviously...i keep on smelling, and i kept checking all over the car but i can't find where it was coming from...finally realized at the very back of the trunk, in the dark, found a pack of meat!!! duh!!! i surely thought the smell was coming from the dead body in the trunk!!! shhhheeeeeshhh....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 6:50 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Are you trying to make your own Lutefisk or Raskfisk? I thought only people in Minnesota ate that, you're off a couple of states. It could be a disgruntled grocery store employee tucked something under that blanket on purpose.
Not sure what those are, but, I'm definitely not making it! LOL It's usually a kind, old man who does the curbside grocery stuff, I can't imagine he would do it on purposed. I really think it was just something that got lost in the shuffle. The thing is, if walmart didn't put your groceries in 800 bags, it would be a little easier to notice if one was accidentally left behind.


mc_justmc 63M

6/21/2020 5:03 am

 Are you trying to make your own Lutefisk or Raskfisk? I thought only people in Minnesota ate that, you're off a couple of states. It could be a disgruntled grocery store employee tucked something under that blanket on purpose.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 12:46 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Well you could have blamed the spawn anyways. That’s a parents prerogative. Lol
Nah... It only feels right if it's unconfirmed. Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/21/2020 12:44 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ewwww...Unfortunately... I can relate to THAT !
I've been doing a lot of grocery pick ups, so I don't always remember everything I've ordered.... With the pandemic, it got to where I had to place an order days in advance.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
6/20/2020 11:42 pm

 Well you could have blamed the spawn anyways. That’s a parents prerogative. Lol
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/20/2020 10:50 pm

 Ewwww...Unfortunately... I can relate to THAT !


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