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Picture it.... Friday night. Motel with a parking lot packed full of trucks and snowmobile trailers. You enter the door and start to ascend a poorly cleaned carpeted staircase that is missing a patch of carpet. You reach the landing and look down, there is a Pepsi can in the potted plant. What fresh hell am I stepping into? You make your way down a barren hallway blanketed with well-worn carpet and find your room. Upon entering you immediately see the bare bulbs blazing your eyes as you flip the light switch, an end table has been placed under the hangers that are to your right. Every hanger is different from the next. The bed spreads are a psychedelic floral pattern of reds, purples, and greens straight out of the 70's and every piece of furniture in the room is mismatched, not even the chairs match each other. Ok..... The windows appear to have had someone attempt to clean them, the smears are there. They must have used the same cloth to clean the mirror. You sit on the bed closest the window and look toward the door. There is a rectangular hole cut into the wall behind the round smoke detector. Behind the dresser is a partially concealed Orkin mouse trap, the sticky kind. Thankfully there is not a mouse present. I had thought the motel I spent the night in when I was in Tennessee was terrible. Even after the woman in the office cleaned it, it still had a bobby pin full of hair behind the bathroom door.... I whole heartedly feel this room has stolen the honor of being the worst motel room I have ever seen. Kudos! |
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Very nice... I like what you see way more than what I see.... You won me over at new, clean hotel room.  Feel free to message my private mailbox
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Close by, we should find some time to chat....maybe find a better hotel
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When you describe the room, I c past the bad, and see you, waiting there for me. I come in, and take your hand, and take you across the road, to the new, clean hotel. It's our second time meeting, but I can see your nervous. I push your hair back with my hand, and look into your eyes. I can see you becoming more comfortable, and move in to kiss you. Your hesitant at first, but then warm up quickly to the feel of my lips on yours. We lay down on the bed, pressing our body's tight together. Still clothed, I move my hand up your back, under your shirt. You know I'm going for your bra, but are ok with it. I slowly work your shirt and bra off, and softly move my lips onto your now hard nipples. You tug at my shirt, pulling it off, and we lay bare chest to chest, kissing more deeply, are breaths increased, I can feel your hart pounding against mine. We both reach lower undoing the buttons to our jeans simultaneously. My hand reaches between your legs jeans only partially off, you moan as I touch you, and you reach for me, and take me in your hand, pulling and tuging on me as I stimulate you with my fingers. We finish undressing each other, and I work my way down to your throbbing clit and begging licking, sucking, tasting you. I gently move my fingers inside you, and you let out a moan. I keep going until, you reach for my hand, and pull me up to your lips. I miss you hard, while sliding inside you slowly, feeling how wet you are, turns me on even more. Both our bodies move as one, and the pace increases, and you bite den on my lip, then say harder. I thrust my hips harder and harder, and push your legs back with my hands to get deeper inside you until you give in, and cum hard, I slow down, and your body now relaxed, you say my turn.. You climb on top of me, and take me in, moving back and forth on me throbbing erection. I take your chest in my hands, and enjoy feeling you rocking back and forth on me, I hold off as long as I can, then start thrusting my hips, my hands now moved to your soft, sexy hips, pulling you closer, as I push harder. I see you climaxing, and become more and more turned on by you. I feel you cum again , even harder this time. I give you a minute to gather yourself, and lay you on your stomach, pull a pillow under you, and slowly press my hips up against yours. Our hands are interlocked, as I move up and down. I can feel every inch of your sexy body against mine. You say harder, and I push harder, your moans turn to screams of harder, harder, I m now going as hard as I can. I'm so hard, from your screams, I can feel I'm getting close. I wait for you to let out one last scream, and feel your whole body tense up as you dun one last time, and I can't hold off any longer, and let out a yell, as your perfect tight pussy squeezes my hard dick forcing my cuum out. Our body's both overcome with pleasure go limp, and we lay next to each other, out of breath. Hot, sweaty, but satisfied. I pull you close and stroke your hair until you fall asleep, my eyes get heavy, and I close them for just a second, but I can't keep them open any longer. That's what I see in your dirty motel.
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When you describe the room, I c past the bad, and see you, waiting there for me. I come in, and take your hand, and take you across the road, to the new, clean hotel. It's our second time meeting, but I can see your nervous. I push your hair back with my hand, and look into your eyes. I can see you becoming more comfortable, and move in to kiss you. Your hesitant at first, but then warm up quickly to the feel of my lips on yours. We lay down on the bed, pressing our body's tight together. Still clothed, I move my hand up your back, under your shirt. You know I'm going for your bra, but are ok with it. I slowly work your shirt and bra off, and softly move my lips onto your now hard nipples. You tug at my shirt, pulling it off, and we lay bare chest to chest, kissing more deeply, are breaths increased, I can feel your hart pounding against mine. We both reach lower undoing the buttons to our jeans simultaneously. My hand reaches between your legs jeans only partially off, you moan as I touch you, and you reach for me, and take me in your hand, pulling and tuging on me as I stimulate you with my fingers. We finish undressing each other, and I work my way down to your throbbing clit and begging licking, sucking, tasting you. I gently move my fingers inside you, and you let out a moan. I keep going until, you reach for my hand, and pull me up to your lips. I miss you hard, while sliding inside you slowly, feeling how wet you are, turns me on even more. Both our bodies move as one, and the pace increases, and you bite den on my lip, then say harder. I thrust my hips harder and harder, and push your legs back with my hands to get deeper inside you until you give in, and cum hard, I slow down, and your body now relaxed, you say my turn.. You climb on top of me, and take me in, moving back and forth on me throbbing erection. I take your chest in my hands, and enjoy feeling you rocking back and forth on me, I hold off as long as I can, then start thrusting my hips, my hands now moved to your soft, sexy hips, pulling you closer, as I push harder. I see you climaxing, and become more and more turned on by you. I feel you cum again , even harder this time. I give you a minute to gather yourself, and lay you on your stomach, pull a pillow under you, and slowly press my hips up against yours. Our hands are interlocked, as I move up and down. I can feel every inch of your sexy body against mine. You say harder, and I push harder, your moans turn to screams of harder, harder, I m now going as hard as I can. I'm so hard, from your screams, I can feel I'm getting close. I wait for you to let out one last scream, and feel your whole body tense up as you dun one last time, and I can't hold off any longer, and let out a yell, as your perfect tight pussy squeezes my hard dick forcing my cuum out. Our body's both overcome with pleasure go limp, and we lay next to each other, out of breath. Hot, sweaty, but satisfied. I pull you close and stroke your hair until you fall asleep, my eyes get heavy, and I close them for just a second, but I can't keep them open any longer. That's what I see in your dirty motel. Feel free to message my private mailbox
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2/23/2020 2:53 pm |
It reminds me of a few stays , during travels back and forth out west.i am.near you , we should try to find a clean hotel room
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We checked into this place, was a bit unnerved that the parking lot was completely empty.....my first question was, "Are you open"....paid for the room, opened the door, and like a slap in the face the potent smell of chlorine hit us, I closed the door, went back to the manager and asked him, "when did they remove the body", and I want my money back......without hesitation he handed me the cash.........
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2/23/2020 11:44 am |
Close by, we should find some time to chat....maybe find a better hotel
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We checked into this place, was a bit unnerved that the parking lot was completely empty.....my first question was, "Are you open"....paid for the room, opened the door, and like a slap in the face the potent smell of chlorine hit us, I closed the door, went back to the manager and asked him, "when did they remove the body", and I want my money back......without hesitation he handed me the cash.........
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Are you up? Lets chat😉
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hi.. so how did you find this honey hole??? sounds like a nite the car would have been my place of rest....lol curious what was the price of this bates motel?
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sounds like a Comfort Inn I stayed at in New Orleans lol
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I once checked into a motel and when I got to the room and opened the door I was assaulted by the overwhelming smell of bug spray. When I looked around I understood why....and that it wasn't sufficient to take care of the problem. It was full of roaches. I was back in the office within a couple of minutes and back on the road searching for different lodging shortly after that.
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2/23/2020 6:14 am |
No, no, no, I do NOT sit on the bed. I sleep in my car.
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I once checked into a motel and when I got to the room and opened the door I was assaulted by the overwhelming smell of bug spray. When I looked around I understood why....and that it wasn't sufficient to take care of the problem. It was full of roaches. I was back in the office within a couple of minutes and back on the road searching for different lodging shortly after that. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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sounds like a Comfort Inn I stayed at in New Orleans lol
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hi.. so how did you find this honey hole??? sounds like a nite the car would have been my place of rest....lol curious what was the price of this bates motel?
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2/23/2020 1:26 am |
Are you up? Lets chat😉
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Wow. That was scary. I would have slept. Lightly. In my clothes. And prayed for morning to come quickly.
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OMG, makes you cringe just reading it. I hope you didn't stay in it x
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Once found a 3 day old pizza box stuffed under the bed as I was trying to find my shoes. Yuck.
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My prize for the worst motel room goes to the one in PA with insects in the bed. Not just bed bugs but actual other, bigger bugs! It's held that honor for over 40 years.
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euwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this motel no tell story I used to travel alot so I have all kinds of tales to tell however, I'll share this one years ago, I had a business trip in Mexico city as always I booked a flight a day in advance AA had multiple daily flights from DFW to Mexico city and, I would book the third six o'clock flight, just in case there were weather problems or other kinds of delays (two more later flights were available) on that day, my flight was delayed by four hours and the next two flights were cancelled when I arrived in Mexico city it was after midnight I get to the Sheraton and, I have no room although, I had booked a room, and had it confirmed two weeks earlier needless to say, I was pissed, but, there were no more rooms to be had the manager got me a meeting room to sleep in in the morning I was able to transfer to an AA flight personnel room with a shower so that I could prepare for my morning meeting all kinds of stuff can happen when deman exceeds quantity and everybody is at #1 priority for customer satisfaction I have other stories but, this is the one that made it and, I'll leave you with this one Blondie - "Picture This" All I want is a room with a view A sight worth seeing, a vision of you All I want is a room with view, oh-oh I will give you my finest hour The one I spent watching you shower I will give you my finest hour, oh yeah All I want is a photo in my wallet A small remembrance of something more solid All I want is a picture of you Picture this, a day in December Picture this, freezing cold weather You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids If it weren't for your job at the garage If you could only oh-oh Picture this, a sky full of thunder Picture this, my telephone number One and one is what I'm telling you, oh yeah
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Wow. That was scary. I would have slept. Lightly. In my clothes. And prayed for morning to come quickly.
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2/22/2020 9:44 pm |
ok
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2/22/2020 9:40 pm |
OMG, makes you cringe just reading it. I hope you didn't stay in it x
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2/22/2020 9:23 pm |
Once found a 3 day old pizza box stuffed under the bed as I was trying to find my shoes. Yuck.
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My prize for the worst motel room goes to the one in PA with insects in the bed. Not just bed bugs but actual other, bigger bugs! It's held that honor for over 40 years. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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euwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this motel no tell story I used to travel alot so I have all kinds of tales to tell however, I'll share this one years ago, I had a business trip in Mexico city as always I booked a flight a day in advance AA had multiple daily flights from DFW to Mexico city and, I would book the third six o'clock flight, just in case there were weather problems or other kinds of delays (two more later flights were available) on that day, my flight was delayed by four hours and the next two flights were cancelled when I arrived in Mexico city it was after midnight I get to the Sheraton and, I have no room although, I had booked a room, and had it confirmed two weeks earlier needless to say, I was pissed, but, there were no more rooms to be had the manager got me a meeting room to sleep in in the morning I was able to transfer to an AA flight personnel room with a shower so that I could prepare for my morning meeting all kinds of stuff can happen when deman exceeds quantity and everybody is at #1 priority for customer satisfaction I have other stories but, this is the one that made it and, I'll leave you with this one Blondie - "Picture This" All I want is a room with a view A sight worth seeing, a vision of you All I want is a room with view, oh-oh I will give you my finest hour The one I spent watching you shower I will give you my finest hour, oh yeah All I want is a photo in my wallet A small remembrance of something more solid All I want is a picture of you Picture this, a day in December Picture this, freezing cold weather You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids If it weren't for your job at the garage If you could only oh-oh Picture this, a sky full of thunder Picture this, my telephone number One and one is what I'm telling you, oh yeah To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Do you have any 'worst motel room ever' stories you'd care to share?
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