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I had forgotten....
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I had forgotten.... But last night was a reminder. I've been going to the gym daily since I started back up again. It's safe to say, it is now part of my nightly routine. I was only part way through with cooking dinner when I looked at the time, and it was gym time. "I don't know what to do. I want to go, but everything isn't done yet." Oddly, my anxiety causes me to fret about TIME in general. I have routines based on things I do at certain times. "Just go, we can eat when you get back." Middle was at my place last night. I love him so much... He is my cool as a cucumber who can just roll with anything. "Are you sure, I'll be gone for an hour?" "Yep." Changed into my gym stuff and off I went with my youngest spawn. I knew the moment I got to the gym he was there. You know who.... Obscene Groan Gym Guy. Every gym has this guy.... He's the guy who is always at the weight machines, lifting as much as he can possible lift, spewing obscene grunts and groans into the world as if he had just reached the most intense orgasm to ever have been had. My spawn was on facetime with her little bestie. "Ew, what was that?" I heard her little voice coming from the phone. I burst out laughing, trying to conceal it as much as possible "We're at the gym. Some weirdo sounds like he's dying." The Spawn was responding back, talking a little louder than I would have liked. "Sssshhhhh....." I hushed her. I honestly don't think anything could have been heard over Obscene Groan Gym Guy though. I headed over to the treadmill and took my place while The Spawn sat on the floor in front of me sharing our experience with the bestie. We had been there for about 10 minutes when Obscene Groan Gym Guy ripped out a fart during a lift. "I heard that." The bestie's little voice shot out from the phone. I just shook my head and laughed. I had forgotten why I don't take my with me to the gym.... I was soon reminded. |
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I myself should go to the Gym. I rely on other things for exercise.... and I don't mean sex! LOL Besides, I am in shape anyway..... round is a shape!!  Thanks for sharing.... kids say the darnedest things!
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I saw the Doobie Brothers a long time ago sweet music my fave song of theirs is "You belong to me" hmm 
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Yes, it is good for me. I've been sleeping SO much better. I actually got an 80 on my fitbit last night, indicating I had 'good' sleep. Most of the time it's fair or poor. I consider this a win. And, LOVE the Doobie Brothers.... Saw them in concert 3 summers ago. sweet music my fave song of theirs is "You belong to me" hmm To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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I'm glad that you continue this routine it's good for you put's you in a good place and, your kids support it small steps made me think of this The Doobie Brothers - "One Step Closer" Baby, there's a chance you ought to take Chance of a mistake you gotta make Maybe I'm mistaken too To take my chance with you I need you like a shadow needs a light I'll follow you like morning follows night When nothin's left ahead of you I'll be right behind you Shadows disappear at night We both know it's a shame if you should lose one Why is it so hard to find Tell me that you're right there too One step baby Two steps maybe One step closer I'll be next to you And, LOVE the Doobie Brothers.... Saw them in concert 3 summers ago.
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I'm glad that you continue this routine it's good for you put's you in a good place and, your kids support it small steps made me think of this The Doobie Brothers - "One Step Closer" Baby, there's a chance you ought to take Chance of a mistake you gotta make Maybe I'm mistaken too To take my chance with you I need you like a shadow needs a light I'll follow you like morning follows night When nothin's left ahead of you I'll be right behind you Shadows disappear at night We both know it's a shame if you should lose one Why is it so hard to find Tell me that you're right there too One step baby Two steps maybe One step closer I'll be next to you To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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everyone who goes to a gym knows THAT guy... And there's no way around him... Unless...You were to walk to the supervisor person.. and say... "Hey... Should he be slamming those weights on the floor... and farting?" 🤔 They might warn him for dropping weights. Those supervisor people might help. That's the way I would clear HIS fucked up head. He's a poser. No need for you (and everyone else), to live his bullshit. I wish I could be with you. I'd straighten his bs out. 😎
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Maybe your spawn and her friend were talking loud enough for Obscene Groan Gym Guy to hear....and take note of how rude he was. One can only hope that if he did, he could learn a lesson from the conversation. lol
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everyone who goes to a gym knows THAT guy... And there's no way around him... Unless...You were to walk to the supervisor person.. and say... "Hey... Should he be slamming those weights on the floor... and farting?" 🤔 They might warn him for dropping weights. Those supervisor people might help. That's the way I would clear HIS fucked up head. He's a poser. No need for you (and everyone else), to live his bullshit. I wish I could be with you. I'd straighten his bs out. 😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Maybe your spawn and her friend were talking loud enough for Obscene Groan Gym Guy to hear....and take note of how rude he was. One can only hope that if he did, he could learn a lesson from the conversation. lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Hey know what you mean .grunting and groining dropping weights on the floor like no one else is there
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Hey secret, ...........Luckily work and a few sit ups keep me in decent shape,............ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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maybe the gym needs more spawns, less groan guys.
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He actually wasn't THAT muscle bound... He looked kind of, normal. I'm right there with you, though... Nature or not, some things are best done in private.
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Those people exhaust me...........
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Good safety tip. I knew one of those. 😶
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Good safety tip. I knew one of those. 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/18/2020 5:52 am |
Those people exhaust me...........
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2/18/2020 5:18 am |
maybe the gym needs more spawns, less groan guys.
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Hey secret, ...........Luckily work and a few sit ups keep me in decent shape,............ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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For the most part, everyone is doing their own thing and polite..... and, I can normally just tune that stuff out. It's tough when my mini me is floating about taking it all in.
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Hey know what you mean .grunting and groining dropping weights on the floor like no one else is there
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But last night was a reminder. I've been going to the gym daily since I started back up again. It's safe to say, it is now part of my nightly routine. I was only part way through with cooking dinner when I looked at the time, and it was gym time. "I don't know what to do. I want to go, but everything isn't done yet." Oddly, my anxiety causes me to fret about TIME in general. I have routines based on things I do at certain times. "Just go, we can eat when you get back." Middle son was at my place last night. I love him so much... He is my cool as a cucumber child who can just roll with anything. "Are you sure, I'll be gone for an hour?" "Yep." Changed into my gym stuff and off I went with my youngest spawn. I knew the moment I got to the gym he was there. You know who.... Obscene Groan Gym Guy. Every gym has this guy.... He's the guy who is always at the weight machines, lifting as much as he can possible lift, spewing obscene grunts and groans into the world as if he had just reached the most intense orgasm to ever have been had. My spawn was on facetime with her little bestie. "Ew, what was that?" I heard her little voice coming from the phone. I burst out laughing, trying to conceal it as much as possible "We're at the gym. Some weirdo sounds like he's dying." The Spawn was responding back, talking a little louder than I would have liked. "Sssshhhhh....." I hushed her. I honestly don't think anything could have been heard over Obscene Groan Gym Guy though. I headed over to the treadmill and took my place while The Spawn sat on the floor in front of me sharing our experience with the bestie. We had been there for about 10 minutes when Obscene Groan Gym Guy ripped out a fart during a lift. "I heard that." The bestie's little voice shot out from the phone. I just shook my head and laughed. I had forgotten why I don't take my kids with me to the gym.... I was soon reminded.
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