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And the fuzzy stole the show....
And the fuzzy stole the show.... So.... Yah. It was a weird fucking day. It started with Nose Hairs and the giant black thing in his teeth. Giant! I couldn't pull my eyes away from it in the 9 o'clock meeting. Was it pepper?? What the hell was it??? When the meeting was over, he walked over to me, like usual, and before he could start talking I told him he had something black in his teeth. Like a miner digging for gold, he went to work trying to pick that thing out of there. When he'd finally manager to secure the offender and had it on the tip of his finger I asked him what it was. "Ew, what is that?? Pepper?" "No, it's a fuzzy...." A fuzzy?? What the hell.... "I don't even WANT to know how that happened..." I couldn't stop myself from bursting into laughter. How does one get fabric in their teeth?!? "Get your mind out of the gutter. You can raise it up from down there." Is he eluding to the idea that I was thinking he got it from oral sex???? More laughter from me. "Oh good lord... I was NOT thinking that." "All I can hear is you laughing and giggling...." He was embarrassed. I laughed even harder. I think we can safely say, it was Nose Hairs who had his mind in the gutter. |
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1/24/2020 8:41 am |
Are you working right now?
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1/24/2020 4:55 am |
maybe it was carpet fuzz. check his knees and elbows for carpet burns.
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1/24/2020 4:20 am |
I love to.....satisfy with my tongue down below😊
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Would I end up with some fuzzies if I went down on you below?😊
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another interesting story at least, you let him know about it most would just walk on by and ignore it all I have is this Cooltime Kids - "Fuzzy Wuzzy" Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy No, by gosh, he wasn't, was he? Silly Willy was a worm Silly Willy wouldn't squirm Silly Willy wasn't silly No, by gosh, he wasn't really Iddy Biddy was a mouse Iddy Biddy had no spouse Iddy Biddy wasn't pretty Oh, by gosh, it was a pity Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy No, by god, he wasn't, was he?
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kool...😊 Have u ever thought of trying something more sparse? 🤔 🔥 💦
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Lol, you have the funniest experiences x
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1/23/2020 9:56 pm |
Lol, you have the funniest experiences x
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kool...😊 Have u ever thought of trying something more sparse? 🤔 🔥 💦 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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another interesting story at least, you let him know about it most would just walk on by and ignore it all I have is this Cooltime Kids - "Fuzzy Wuzzy" Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy No, by gosh, he wasn't, was he? Silly Willy was a worm Silly Willy wouldn't squirm Silly Willy wasn't silly No, by gosh, he wasn't really Iddy Biddy was a mouse Iddy Biddy had no spouse Iddy Biddy wasn't pretty Oh, by gosh, it was a pity Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy No, by god, he wasn't, was he? To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Nope
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1/23/2020 4:40 pm |
Would I end up with some fuzzies if I went down on you below?😊
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Ever since I began to popularize shaved and shorn women bits - in the early 80's- (and it became a popular fad, around the world ), I've never had THAT 'hair stuck in teeth' issue. ❗⭕🍷🍷😎 So... what do you prefer? Shorn or 'au natural'? 🤔👅
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Ever since I began to popularize shaved and shorn women bits - in the early 80's- (and it became a popular fad, around the world ), I've never had THAT 'hair stuck in teeth' issue. ❗⭕🍷🍷😎 So... what do you prefer? Shorn or 'au natural'? 🤔👅 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Fuzzy really wasn't Fuzzy...Waz he!...
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1/23/2020 4:16 pm |
Fuzzy really wasn't Fuzzy...Waz he!...
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Secret_Lade, I bet it was like copenhagen chew or skoal. That shit is gross...and totally ruins the gums and your teeth over time.
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What exactly do you have to be wearing to end up with fuzzies in your pubes....
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1/23/2020 3:58 pm |
Secret_Lade, I bet it was like copenhagen chew or skoal. That shit is gross...and totally ruins the gums and your teeth over time.
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