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No injuries during sex here but . . . I met a woman in the ER one night. I had broken my foot playing racquetball and she had re-injured a broken elbow. Since we weren't a priority that night we waited together. Later we went out on a date; me with a cast up over my knee, her with a cast shoulder to wrist. Making out on her couch was acrobatic. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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No major injuries for me. When I fell off the arm of the couch, I landed on the cushions. I have to be careful about curling my toes with my legs in the air as it usually leads to a Charlie horse. Then there was the oral encounter I had with a very raspy five o'clock shadow which, after a while (a good long while, mind you) I had to stop before my inner thighs were sanded away. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Well, I assume you're not talking about BDSM type sex - in which case, I got nothing. Very interesting, though, that trying too hard to reach an O would give you a headache!
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Nothing other then the occasional leg cramp...
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Having sex can give you a headache? My experience is that it's always a headache prevents sex. Nope, no injuries here. Maybe a bruised ego but nothing more than that.
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um...the first time...when i lost my virginity....yah...it was an unfortunate event, so i won't go there now, but...i bred for like 10 days straight....certainly i don't think that was normal...i dunno, i never really talked to other girls, or parents...but, does normally female breed when they lose the virginity? how much, how long?
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In my late teens, I was once with a more enthusiastic lover, who came up faster than expectd to kiss me from between my nethers… at the same time as I sat up to give him a kiss. We banged heads. He knocked his forehead into my right eye ridge. Yep, you guessed it: I got a shiner. Not a big one, but enough to tell what it was. We laughed about it, and the subsequent embarrassment I'd face once my parents saw it and asked questions! "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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Does a hernia that required surgical repair count? NO PROBLEM - 15 months, and a shocking number of thousands of dollar out of my own pocket, later I'm a good as new. (And NO she was not worth it.) The Letter Y and a Yearend Reminder, on HNW Sand in My Shoes The Clam before the Storm [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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Can't remember any injury from having a good time with a young lady. I used to roller skate, does busting one's back side count? if so, I am a winner. Have had fingernail marks on my back but don't consider that an injury, just a good massage. Have a good evening and no more headaches If it don't come naturally don't force it!!!!. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Buddy had the weirdest injury / repair he talked about a couple years back. Bed he had in his crappy apartment had no headboard and apparently put his partner's head through the wall and the adjacent hallway wall while pounding her. She didn't have much more than a slight headache though my buddy on the other hand had to head to Lowe's at 6am to get replacement drywall to patch the wall real quick and paint it before his landlord found it. XD
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I can hear all that read this saying , " oooouch !!! " Years ago when going to EMT school ; the study of Bone Breaks & Fractures was the course topic for that evening . The last of fractures covered in the book was; Penis Fracture !! Under causes was listed : Rough , Forceful Sex !! Under treatment ; The only thing listed was ; Immediate transport to Hospital !
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In the self-inflicted category, I have to remind myself sometimes, during sex... "breathe breathe" because for some reason I'll hold my breath when I'm close... and if i don't quite get there, those stars I see aren't from the orgasm!
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My past experiences have been that women get 'headaches' well before we even attempt to have sex.....
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Rug burns.
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No injuries as such but it did kind of hurt my pride when my single wooden bed frame went 'crack!' but thankfully it didn't completely collapse. In hindsight it was never going to support both of us. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, the duvet went on the floor and so did we.
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Rug burns and luckily my clumsy self didn't hurt anyone either
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That's very honourable (with a 'u' of you to persevere in that way....... Never had an injury from sex, plenty of broken hearts mind!!
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The worst sex injury I have been responsible for was when I gave a dude a penile fracture. Literally turned his ! into a ?. Worst sex injury I have been on the receiving end of happened when I proved that (A) I am not a contortionist and ( muscles will give out when one is bent in the wrong direction. Don't get me wrong, the sex was amazing and I did not feel the injury happen in the moment. But, the next day... ouch! I ended up with a seriously torn hammy that has continued to bother me since my honey-balled hubby nearly snapped my leg in half nearly two years ago now.
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Never had an injury myself, but that was a pretty hilarious read! I would have been so embarrassed having my mother with me at the doctors for that Hopefully it won't happen again. Get yourself a man who's great at missionary, no more orgasm problems! Excited just thinking about it.
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