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Blogs > GimmeAThrill > The Thrill is Gone

Profile Suggestions?  

GimmeAThrill 55M  
7532 posts
4/5/2020 7:37 pm
Profile Suggestions?

In this fresh new era of dating, I must needs alter my dating approach, and, thus, my profile. So I turn you, my few faithful followers, wend your way through the alliterations I force into your path, and see what you can do with the little I give you.


Ok, a bit too heavy on the flowery language, but hey, it's been a while since I've actually written a post.


Hello prospective partners! I'll get right to the important particulars promptly! D/D free looking for the same. Well, sorta with the first D.. I smoke a little weed here and there. I can guarantee the second D, though.


I have lots of TP, masks, wet wipes, condoms, hand sanitizer, and spray disinfectant. Your safe word will be anal bleaching.


Praises? Criticisms? Additions? Subtractions?
Smart as a and hung like Einstein.


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
4/6/2020 8:31 am

 I always liked your MadLibs profile..... You should submit that to blogland and go with the best version or three


GimmeAThrill replies on 4/6/2020 2:44 pm:
Man that's from the wayback machine. I'll do it, for a topless pic...

tsn4fun2 48M/46F  
257 posts
4/6/2020 3:31 am

 AHA!! So YOU are the reason we can’t find supplies on the shelves! oh myyy goodness.... be careful! LOL


jajo696 113F
Ask me for a photo
4287 posts
4/5/2020 8:35 pm

 lol....in this day of separately together ness...i think you ve covered the impt stuffs. Good Luck ~~


GimmeAThrill replies on 4/6/2020 4:11 am:

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
4/5/2020 8:15 pm

 Maybe specifically state 'COVID-19' free ?
'Organic' and 'Free Range' are also popular marketing adjectives these days too.


GimmeAThrill replies on 4/6/2020 4:08 am:

GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
4/5/2020 7:38 pm

 And here we go....
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


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